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Rajnikanth & Poker

23/01/2012

Recently, I heard these Jokes about Rajnikanth on my friend’s Facebook wall ‘Once a girl lost her virginity. Rajnikanth got it back for her.’

And some others were ‘The missing piece of Apple’s logo was eaten by Rajnikanth’.
‘Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.’
‘Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is’
Etc…etc 

Yup! They are quite witty and definitely entertaining. So I decided to come up with Rajnikath Facts….related to our beloved game. (Weeeeeeehaaaaaaaa!) Hope you like them:

Rajnikanth won a WSOP bracelet in a WPT event.

Rajnikanth plays 24 tables……Live…..& that too while sitting at his home in Chennai.

A group of High stakes players were playing 7-Card-Stud with Rajnikanth. In one hand, Rajnikanth had the weakest hand, the players were too afraid to tell him. That’s how Razz was invented.

Sammy Farha is still waiting for Rajnikanth to light his cigarette with a gunshot.

Daniel Negreanu does not read Rajnikanth's hand, He reads his awesomeness.

Rajnikanth and the late Chip Reese once played a hand in the men's restroom of a casino. The restroom is now known as 'Bobby's room'.

Once an online player stole one big blind from Rajnikanth. He was so scared he went into hiding. After 2 years, Rajnikanth finally forgave him. The online player feeling very relived revealed his true identity; Victor 'isildur1' Blom.

Rajikanth left Fulltilt on April 2011. We know what happened after that. No Rajnikanth, No License!

Phil Ivey missed the main event of WSOP 2011 because he was standing in queue for booking tickets for Rajnikanth's movie…..which was scheduled to be released in 2021.

Tom Dwan learnt all his poker moves after watching a fight scene in Rajnikanth’s movie ‘Sivaji’.

Rajnikanth kicked a goat and it turned into Justin Bieber. Rajnikanth kicked Jamie Gold…..it remained Jamie Gold.

Phil Hellmuth insulted himself after cracking Rajnikanth’s Aces.

Rajnikanth insta-called Stu Ungar’s 10-high with Pokemon cards…..and won.

Doyle Brunson’s ‘Super system’ was actually about the secrets of Rajnikanth. The Big Papa changed his mind just before publication and wrote something about his Poker life instead.

Once Tiffany Michelle called the clock on Rajnikanth during a big hand. Rajniaknath got up from his seat, went to save a girl from a villain, Shook hands with President Obama, Had a cup of hot Masala tea and came back in time to the table….slapped her right on her face for her inappropriate poker etiquette. And then asked her to apologize…and called the clock on her for that. Whew! Talk about pressure!

Rajnikanth likes Martin’s corner in Fundoopoker website.



If you didn't like the jokes, it may be because of one of the following reasons:

1. You don’t know Rajnikath. (May your soul rest in peace, Run while you can)
2. You have no sense of Humour. (Go and watch your Hero- Howard Lederer play poker)
3. You are my poker buddy Robin Mangla who totally disapproves of mixing Poker with Jokes.

Respect!



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